It’s Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce.
In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children.
While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won’t be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids.
Forget everything you know about Auschwitz…you’re about to be Shit Slaughtered.
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PRAISE FOR ASS GOBLINS OF AUSCHWITZ:
“This book is a Eurosleaze fairytale that’s better than the Da Vinci Code and should be on Oprah’s Book List! Pierce is one of the weirdest, most imaginative writers around. Toxie-approved!” – LLOYD KAUFMAN, director of The Toxic Avenger and Poultrygeist
“I am slightly afraid of it. It looks kind of contagious.” – WARREN ELLIS, author of Transmetropolitan and Crooked Little Vein
“In an era when very little remains shocking, Pierce might have actually managed to create a genuinely disturbing work of fiction, the literary equivalent of Schindler’s List rewritten by the Marquis De Sade and filmed as a Tim Burton animated feature.” – THE GUARDIAN
“Truly disgusting! A fascinating mix of William Burroughs, David Cronenberg and Lenny Bruce if you were to take all three and drop them into a blender. Pierce is a writer with a truly warped imagination.” – KEITH J. CROCKER, director of Blitzkrieg: Escape From Stalag 69
“Strange? Check. Fascinating? Check. Thought-provoking? Check. Fun to read? Yes. In between all the filth, there is humor [...] a reading experience I will never forget.” – PINK BULLETS
“If you are a fan of novels like Naked Lunch, Skin, or any other strange bit of fiction, you must read The Ass Goblins of Auschwitz…It’s one of the best entries in the Bizarro fiction genre.” – LIVING WITH A NERD
“A must read.” – THE HORROR FICTION REVIEW
“From the opening chapter up until the poetic melancholy coda, this book is a relentless journey.” – 10K BULLETS
“It’s as if Ren & Stimpy made a Nazi exploitation movie!” – DAVID W. BARBEE, author of Carnageland
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